Where is John Nash?

From Nutjob City:

Law school dean Lawrence Velvel says, Maybe he should, if he sat idly by while client Libby spouted lies. What lies at the core of Zionism? Michael Neumann tortures Alan Dershowitz, without a warrant! "Sex-mad adulterer from British aristocracy claims to have 'revolutionized' philosophy." Yes, Bertrand Russell, they mean you! Alexander Cockburn on Smearing 101 in the British press. Get the answers you're looking for in the subscriber-only edition of CounterPunch ... CounterPunch Online is read by millions of viewers each month! But remember, we are funded solely by the subscribers to the print edition of CounterPunch

This is the sales pitch. I need John Nash to decipher this gibberish! Unfortunately he is dead. Does this mean that CounterPunch will go belly up? You can see the tears rolling down my cheeks.

I am worried and concerned by their claim that "millions" of people view their rubbish.

On a more personal note:

I HAVE COMPLETED MY UNIVERSITY DEGREE!

For those interested, I will be graduating with B. Commerce & B. Science (Hons.). Major in Actuarial Studies and Mathematics. Honours in Statistics (Quantitative Finance actually). That's five years of perseverance. Thank God its over.

Where is John Nash?

From Nutjob City:

Law school dean Lawrence Velvel says, Maybe he should, if he sat idly by while client Libby spouted lies. What lies at the core of Zionism? Michael Neumann tortures Alan Dershowitz, without a warrant! "Sex-mad adulterer from British aristocracy claims to have 'revolutionized' philosophy." Yes, Bertrand Russell, they mean you! Alexander Cockburn on Smearing 101 in the British press. Get the answers you're looking for in the subscriber-only edition of CounterPunch ... CounterPunch Online is read by millions of viewers each month! But remember, we are funded solely by the subscribers to the print edition of CounterPunch

This is the sales pitch. I need John Nash to decipher this gibberish! Unfortunately he is dead. Does this mean that CounterPunch will go belly up? You can see the tears rolling down my cheeks.

I am worried and concerned by their claim that "millions" of people view their rubbish.

On a more personal note:

I HAVE COMPLETED MY UNIVERSITY DEGREE!

For those interested, I will be graduating with B. Commerce & B. Science (Hons.). Major in Actuarial Studies and Mathematics. Honours in Statistics (Quantitative Finance actually). That's five years of perseverance. Thank God its over.