Saturday, February 04, 2006

To all the Islamists

The caricatures of Mohammed published by newspapers around the world was a mistake.

They should have instead published this accurate description of the Prophet:

Just to set the record straight, I was not making any sick jokes when I said "Mohammad Was a Murderous, Thieving, Rapacious, Lying, Psychotic Pedophile" I was deadly serious. Reasons:

Murderous? Bani Quereyza massacre, along with the poets and critics that he had murdered when their only crime was to make fun of him (hmm. That's ominous).

Thieving? His first political act after reaching Medina was to authorise the looting of Meccan caravans. Pluse there is a whole sura called "Booty". Its content concerns the correct acquisition of same. Summary: Yes piracy is a valid, indeed preferred Muslim lifestyle.

Rapacious? How many Quereyza women did he take as wives or slaves the same day that he killed their husbands, brothers and fathers ? What did he say when his men questioned him regarding using the withdrawal method on newly conquered women? And don't give me that "consensual sex" crap (as you did in a previous exchange). Yes, a woman who has just had her entire family massacred would really want to hop in bed on the same day with the guy who did it.

Lying? Hudna. Abrogation of Meccan passages by Medinan passages. Satanic Verses. Inconsistencies between older and modern versions of the Koran. Plus the whole religion itself. No miracles. Much talk of "Peace" by the most vicious, bloodthirsty prophet of the major religions.

Psychotic? Here is a guy told by God to lie, slaughter, rape, pillage. There are plenty like him. We lock them up. Plus there is the Satanic Verses bit. Could he really tell the difference between Allah and Shaitan ? (Canyou for that matter?)

Pedophile? Aisha. 9 Years old. Favourite wife.
[Hat Tip: Six Days]

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Manny Is Here: To all the Islamists

Saturday, February 04, 2006

To all the Islamists

The caricatures of Mohammed published by newspapers around the world was a mistake.

They should have instead published this accurate description of the Prophet:

Just to set the record straight, I was not making any sick jokes when I said "Mohammad Was a Murderous, Thieving, Rapacious, Lying, Psychotic Pedophile" I was deadly serious. Reasons:

Murderous? Bani Quereyza massacre, along with the poets and critics that he had murdered when their only crime was to make fun of him (hmm. That's ominous).

Thieving? His first political act after reaching Medina was to authorise the looting of Meccan caravans. Pluse there is a whole sura called "Booty". Its content concerns the correct acquisition of same. Summary: Yes piracy is a valid, indeed preferred Muslim lifestyle.

Rapacious? How many Quereyza women did he take as wives or slaves the same day that he killed their husbands, brothers and fathers ? What did he say when his men questioned him regarding using the withdrawal method on newly conquered women? And don't give me that "consensual sex" crap (as you did in a previous exchange). Yes, a woman who has just had her entire family massacred would really want to hop in bed on the same day with the guy who did it.

Lying? Hudna. Abrogation of Meccan passages by Medinan passages. Satanic Verses. Inconsistencies between older and modern versions of the Koran. Plus the whole religion itself. No miracles. Much talk of "Peace" by the most vicious, bloodthirsty prophet of the major religions.

Psychotic? Here is a guy told by God to lie, slaughter, rape, pillage. There are plenty like him. We lock them up. Plus there is the Satanic Verses bit. Could he really tell the difference between Allah and Shaitan ? (Canyou for that matter?)

Pedophile? Aisha. 9 Years old. Favourite wife.
[Hat Tip: Six Days]

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