Sunday, March 19, 2006

Lessons in Diplomacy

From Israellycool via Gates of Vienna:
What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?
  1. Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
  2. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
  3. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
  4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
  5. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
  6. Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his
    coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a
    loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Lessons in Diplomacy

From Israellycool via Gates of Vienna:
What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?
  1. Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
  2. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
  3. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
  4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
  5. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
  6. Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his
    coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a
    loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
Nice one!

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