Lessons in Diplomacy
What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?Nice one!
- Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
- American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
- Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
- Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
- Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
- Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his
coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a
loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.