Lessons in Diplomacy

From Israellycool via Gates of Vienna:

What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?

1. Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
2. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
5. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
6. Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his
   coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a
   loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
   

Nice one!

Lessons in Diplomacy

From Israellycool via Gates of Vienna:

What happens if a fly falls in a cup of coffee?

1. Englishman : Throws his cup away and walks away.
2. American : Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee.
3. Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.
4. Japanese: Drinks the coffee with the insect since it is a free bonus.
5. Israeli: Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese, and gets himself a new cup of coffee
6. Palestinian : Accuses the Israeli of throwing the insect into his
   coffee, Relates the issue to violence, Asks the UN for aid. Takes a
   loan from EC to buy another cup of coffee and uses the money for terror.
   

Nice one!