Saturday, March 11, 2006

To be a Prophet or not: that is the question!

Several media outlets have decided to refer to "the Murderous, Thieving, Rapacious, Lying, Psychotic Pedophile Muhammed" as "the Prophet Mohammed".

Seems fair you know. That angel that the Prophet saw, was certainly angelic. It appeared to half of the New York Times, Washington Post and al-Reuters staff whilst meditating...after which they all ran home in horror and were comforted in the lap of their boyfriends/girlfriends...and were told that they had nothing to worry about: there is no supernatural world stupid! Just the one induced by all that coke you snorted off your secretary's ...desk.

And that message The Prophet received...certainly was divine: kill all Joooos and Crusaders! Its OK guys, she's nine and she's fine!

And to be sure, the media are real fearless with the truth and are unbiased. After all they refer to Jesus, as Jesus Christ!

Yeah right...over his dead body. They prefer the cornerstone of their civilisation in a jar of yellow urine...and call it art that is fresh and provocative...

Manny Is Here: To be a Prophet or not: that is the question!

Saturday, March 11, 2006

To be a Prophet or not: that is the question!

Several media outlets have decided to refer to "the Murderous, Thieving, Rapacious, Lying, Psychotic Pedophile Muhammed" as "the Prophet Mohammed".

Seems fair you know. That angel that the Prophet saw, was certainly angelic. It appeared to half of the New York Times, Washington Post and al-Reuters staff whilst meditating...after which they all ran home in horror and were comforted in the lap of their boyfriends/girlfriends...and were told that they had nothing to worry about: there is no supernatural world stupid! Just the one induced by all that coke you snorted off your secretary's ...desk.

And that message The Prophet received...certainly was divine: kill all Joooos and Crusaders! Its OK guys, she's nine and she's fine!

And to be sure, the media are real fearless with the truth and are unbiased. After all they refer to Jesus, as Jesus Christ!

Yeah right...over his dead body. They prefer the cornerstone of their civilisation in a jar of yellow urine...and call it art that is fresh and provocative...

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